Valentine's Day, lover’s day,
lots of people getting laid, don't you think?
I'll pour us both another drink.
I think she's thinking, what I'm thinking... I think.
Hips like that, and ohhh those thighs,
she could be with any guy, but here she is with me.
Then a thump to the head from her side of bed,
"WAKE UP YOU ASSHOLE, IT'S ME!"
Happy Valentine's Day :)
S. A. Peck