a love story

Hey! ...Girlfriend!
Don't you try to make chummy with him, he's my boyfriend.
Get your own deadbeat, low down, slip home late, rascal of a man;
they're everywhere! Look, there's one right there.
Hey Mister, are you married? Never mind, it won't matter.
This lovely trollop is searching for a he-man just like you.
There you go honey, you'll love him.
Ain't she pretty, Sir?
Move along now darlin, he'll wear off, and you're startin to bother me.
Mr! get your ass up here and meet this bimbo!

Be right there... 

S.A. Peck